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U2 Calendar 2003
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From: boomcha on 2002-10-25 08:50:29
Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
From: kat on 2002-10-25 11:27:11
is that you sarah???.. i hope so.. then i can have a pic of your hand on my wall!!!
From: popangel! on 2002-10-27 14:32:53
omg!..how cool is that!...bono kissed my friends hand once...that was cool...amazing!...
From: kat on 2002-10-28 02:03:41
well he bit sarahs fingers!! he's a cheeky lil' sex god!!!
From: ??? on 2002-10-28 07:48:47
I really, really would love the thought of these being sarah's.. dippers, was the word?? wow, what a cool shot, I say.. whose fingers they ever are.. and love to see you Boomie my Cha Cha *bussi*
From: Tanja on 2002-10-30 07:02:58
UAHH, well this IS AMAZING!! I guess it is sarah... sarah where are you, let us know hun...
From: Sue on 2002-11-05 14:54:38
Whoever Sarah is, or in fact, who ever owns that hand is one very, very lucky girl. Half your luck. How could you contain yourself - I would just have to grab him and hold him forever......GOD CERTAINLY HAS TASTE and knows how to create perfection.
From: kat on 2002-11-05 15:01:00
i would guess that what yu actually mean is that bono is the sexiest man on the planet??!
From: ??? on 2002-11-07 10:41:53
Hey hey hey.. we all should know by now that, God created Edge.. and perhaps Larry and Adam too.. but we have no clue about who or what created Bono, so Sue here is surely talking about our bunny.. *smileshappilyandthinksaboutEdge*
From: kat on 2002-11-08 14:56:29
bod and Iris made bono.. and a f**king good job they made of it too!!!!
From: kat on 2002-11-29 14:00:34
bod!!!! sorry, i mean't boB.. hehe.. bod....
From: boomcha on 2003-05-10 17:11:37
Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday Bono!!!!!All THEE Best for THEE Best singer in U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Looking forward to the party tonite!!!!!! Hope that it´s a MENonly as last year.....muaaaaaaahhhhh
From: kat on 2003-05-10 17:40:32
happy birthday baby!! xxxx
From: hallelujah on 2003-05-21 00:02:03
how do you know the "owner" of this hand ??? I don't believe it !! how can you know so many things ???
From: kat on 2003-05-21 17:34:56
i was talkin to jesus... he explains it all... lol, Sarah comes here! she is one of us!!
From: boomcha on 2003-05-30 18:37:08
oh, hallelujah what a name.... of course we know everything and if not we pretend that we know.. ;)
From: Jessie on 2003-11-24 20:22:01
Oh baby thats the best I would love to have him suck on my fingers oooo!
From: ??? on 2003-11-25 13:35:39
*pukesinthedustpinbecauseofthethought*
From: Jessie on 2003-12-01 20:27:10
Whadda ya mean puke? It would be heaven to get his saliva on my fingers mmmm.. I would lick it off
From: ??? on 2003-12-02 08:48:41
*can'tstoppuking* Help me Edge!!
From: boomcha on 2003-12-02 20:52:13
*pukingheadtoheadwithtriple* but I just saw parts of the 46664 concert in South Africa and Bono and Edge were there .....damn what men :-),
From: soul cat girl on 2003-12-03 03:00:31
??? : “ Help me Edge …help meeeeeee Edgybaaaby argh aaa blaaaw”….Triple’s puny cries echoed from the bushes just as another wretched heaving explosion erupted into splats of grossness hitting solid dirt…Bono and Edge having just left Rita’s Café after sharing good food and spirits walked up to there parked car and were about to depart when the gross-out upchucking startled them. Edge: Cringing with uncontrollable shivers he quickly slaps his hands to his quivering mouth covering up a dry heave that was threatening to become all to real. After stifling the urge to upchuck his own meal he moaned succulently through his fingers “Gawd if she doesn’t stop following me I’m going to be unquestionably very very very ill ”!!! Bono: Shaking his long hair off his forehead before adjusting his shades to perfection he stared at the bushes long and hard before looking back at Edge with sympathetic gorgeous eyes suggesting “Some people just aren’t worth barfing over Edge, come on now don’t let it effect your dinner.”Grabbing up Edge’s hands in both of his Bono gave them an encouraging little shake. Edge was so over come with Bono’s compassionate friendship he pulled both of Bono’s fisted fingers to his mouth kissing them in gratitude then giving both hands a little encouraging shake of his own. The slightly quirked half smile playing on Bono’s lips told everything to his long time friend and colleague as once again Bono and Edge looked to the bushes where the fanatic female fan was thrashing like a frenzied wild boar and making obscene threatening insults to the bugs mainly ants gathering around her hands and feet by the hordes….but Boy Oh Boy she was definitely making it clear to all that could hear she was ready to pounce on ‘The Edge’ the minute she stopped puking her guts out …..and the devil only knew what would be dripping from her ravaged slackened mouth when she did!!!Edge: “We better get out of here before she gets loose of those thorny horny bushes and decides to make us a party to her sick game!!!….Holy Shit Oh Dear remember what she did to me the last time she crossed my path?Bono: Whispering as he also gestured with sign language “ is she the one who stripped and hog tied you with your precious balls looped to the back of your ankles like a pig on a spit using her pantyhose as a sling then insisted you sing Daydream Believer as she practiced her cheerleader skills river- dance style next to your head???”Edge: wincing he shook his head ferociously his eyes bulging , “ Don’t forget the part where she plucked every hair off my body with her teeth!!!” Bono’s eyes cork screwed out there sockets!!!Less than a split second later Bono and Edge grabbed there car doors jumped inside Bono started the engine slammed it into reverse skidded backwards almost hitting the paddy wagon that just pulled in then slammed it into warp speed and flew out of the parking lot like the hounds of hell were nipping at there heels!!!…Minutes later …..Triple: wiping the last of the spittle off her mouth over onto her cheek just before she crawled through the hole in the bush and looked around bewildered. Where the Hell had Edge gotten off too??? Scratching her arm where the dead ants lingered in a gushy mess she spotted the guys in white getting out of the paddy wagon and began heading her way. Panicking she screamed “You bastards will never take me alive” where as she turned and dove back into the bushes and started puking her heart out over losing Edge once again… **** THE END***See what happens to bunny’s that have bad thoughts about THE MAN…….they get there’s in the end!!! Grrrrr and that goes for cha cha girl too......grrrrrrrgrrrr Bono love just a lickety lick away………….ummmm
From: ??? on 2003-12-03 08:00:51
Holy macarony.. :DHaven't been laughing like this in ages!! Thank you Soulie, I really needed a laugh!!And Edge is here laughing too.. as if he would ever do that?!!? Noway ever!! His love is so deep that he would french kiss me seconds after I had puked my guts out, he would!!Ok, I actually hope he wouldn't, because that would make him a sick person. Please edge, say you wouldn't!!
From: soul cat girl on 2003-12-05 05:55:00
Edge was laughing so hard he started choking on his waggling tongue gasping for air. Bono’s reflexes so attuned like those of a rattler’s had him instinctively striking out smacking Edge’s head repeatedly knocking the silly willies out of him. Glaring glassy eyed at Bono, Edge’s first thoughts were of big time revenge thinking Bono an irksome vile creature as he swiped the tears of pain squeezing out the curvy edges of his eyes but then he conceding almost bitterly “Thanks I needed that!!!” seconds before he found the swelling eggs forming on the back of his head.Bono: “No problem mate, glad to be of service….but that close encounter back there was highly damn annoying. For an entertaining minute there I thought that she-wolf was going to rip you limb from limb if she ever escaped the bush!!!”Edge didn’t utter a word just kept soothing his fractured skull.Bono: “ My Gawd you need a body guard to fend off that fiend ….what a pesky loathsome rodent she is.”As Bono rambled on and on about the evils of the Finnish wildlife corrupting the innocent masses, Edge started having second thoughts about his fan base and his desertion. After all what could they do to her that he didn’t already want to do to her himself??? Uhh- oh he’d gone to far…he’d let that particular wild thought escape and guilt ran rampant like a gerbil up his spine!!! He had to rid his mind of unhealthy longings….he just had too!!!Bono: “I hope they throw that bleached blond bimbo behind bars and never let her see the light of day…oh yeah corner that baby and throw away the key…yep it couldn’t be too soon for me!!!”Edges fingers were becoming white knuckled as he gripped the seats upholstery.Bono: “Oh by the way did I mention my govermental sources informed me after that last harry butt rescue of yours from her raging tweezer assault, she has a goofy twin that’s a bonofide nymph-O too? Pretty freak’in wild huh? Some circles say she’s even wilder than your worse nightmare!!! Bono threw his head back laughing uproariously.. “Can you imagine two sick-O’s puking there guts out in the bushes just waiting to get there meaty slobbery mouths into your precious hide???” At that moment Bono maneuvered the sporty vehicle like a wind glider straight up Edge’s driveway and was totally flabbergasted when Edge started screaming at the top of his lungs emphasizing each word with his meaty fists smacking sharp double shotguns to the dash board and doing a fine imitation of a crazed carnival monkey blubbering vehemently over and over “STOP THIS CAR” then three more times just for emphasis!!!Bono slammed on the brakes sending them into a jarring screeching skidding halt whipping them sideways onto Edges lawn landing them with a big splash in the middle of a fish pond.Edge: once he'd captured back his stolen breath he said dryly, “ That was a smooth move shorty…what do ya think Morly’s gonna do to me now?” his eyes blazed as he pointed out the window fumming “See those blobs of goey shit out there floundering around… those are her prize winning jelly fish melting before our eyes in this stink’n hatchery pond and it sure the hell cost me a pretty penny I can’t even begin to tell you! Do you have any idea the torture she’ll inflict on me? Oh what a crock as if you’ll be around to see it… oh hell no you don’t give a damn do you?….you think a few sexy smiles here or there maybe a few slurpy kisses will turn everybody’s head around and no bother! Am I right ? Just tell me am I right!??…. and well damn it she’ll have me hide blistered worse than anything those glorified che che-bitches from the bush could ever dream of doing let me tell you!!! ”Bono sat stunned staring agog at Edge feeling like he owned a front row seat to the first unveiling of an alien from mars. As the car filled with water he was forced to take a second look at his buddy and what he saw gave him a queasy feeling in his shoes. Just then a few blobby creatures floated past the windshield looking down-right worse for wear.Edge let loose a pent up hysterical scream “ Oh Fuck there goes Jelly-Belly her favorite goo-pod….!” Covering his mouth he breathed “oh christola!!! its floating tentacles up!! My dear man its deader than my ass is gonna be once she hauls hers out that front door and sees me out here killing her globbedy things!!!” Turning burning eyes reminiscent of Dante’s hell fire onto the true culprit he roared “Get me out of this or by Gawd or I’ll sic her on you!!!”Bono needed no more prodding…Slamming the cars shifter into a secret gear labeled 11 Bono reved her to the max and all but jettisoned out of the pond like the Millennium Falcon flying over onto the perfectly manicured grass completely unturfing it with triple wheelies setting off the sprinkler system in blasting geysers then skid and slid willy nilly scrunching the magnificent flower beds lining the drive taking out several rows of small fencing posts along with expensive decorative statues girding the iron gate then ran over the Edge’s mailbox which in turn helped to drag the neighbors garbage cans for a hundred feet crap flying everywhere causing them to almost hit a deer grazing alongside the road and made what Bono termed there clean getaway!!! Bono: “You think anybody saw us?” he was almost on the verge of singing “another one bites the dust” after looking out on the globby coated hood wondering how many other weird hobbies Edge was involved in ???Edge: “ Saw us??? Naaww….what gives you that inkling? Certainly if I’m not mistaken by the last census taken of my family and neighbors there all completely deaf and couldn’t possibly hear a fucking 747 landing in there own living room yet alone a quite peaceful drive down merry lane by a couple of blokes such as our selves!…yeah sure I think were probably safe!!!” the sarcasm was dripping right along with the pond scum off his lips.Bono: Looking over at this absolute perfect stranger sitting in his car he said “ you know maybe you do belong with that she wolf after all!”Edge: his balls in an uproar…”you know she’s a hell of a lot more entertaining than you my dear fellow at least she doesn’t pretend to be sane!!!”Bono: “Is that a fact? Well maybe we should rectify this awkwardly stifling situation and set it right for a change..”Edge: “Damn straight …I’m THE EDGE and I want it straighter than straight ask Sarah for crying out loud!!!” he was trying to temper his hysteria and failing miserably. Bono’s harumph of disgust stunk up the air as he put his boot to the metal and they whipped into the parking lot minutes later pulling up to the very bush they had deserted only a half hour before. Noticing at once the two rather large size men hobbled and squirming in between thorny bushes their white jackets all dirty and mussed along with the tell tale panty hose knotted and streaming loose by there feet. Both the big galoots sported gags that looked suspiciously like a pink shredded bra. Edge leaned forward in the car instantly concerned and a lot fearful but knowing he had to help. Just as he was about to go Bono grabbed his arm and warned “ this isn’t a gawd damn game MISTER… your going down with the bastards this time partner and I won’t be around to save you!” his voice so harshly edged with anger and worry it ended on a gush of wind.Edge pulled the fisted fingers from his shirt kissing them quickly a tense smile lingering as he looked long and hard at his chum then got out of the car super fast slamming the door smacking the roof yelling “GOOOOOOoooo”. Bono who owned perfect hearing only needed to be told once and sped away. Edging up slowly to the downed men, Edge crept nearer along the edge of the curb till he reached the edge of the bushes then reached for the loose edge of the pantyhose and that was as far as he got….The bushes started shaking and rustling like they had a bad case of the Shakira Shimmies and out popped a girl Edge had never seen before.Edge: “Who are you?” she didn’t miss a beat as she jumped in place to every syllable she pronounced. My names Boomcha but some people call me Boom cha cha or Boom cha cha one two three or Boomie or Mrs. Dave Evans……..Edge: holding up his hand he interrupted not really paying attention to her ramblings “Listen have you seen a wild looking blond out here that could have done this to these fellows?” pointing toward the direction of the downed men. “She’s probably a tiny bit unhinged by now feeling as though I deserted her , but I….well I ….” Edge had guilt written all over his face.Boomies mouth twitched into a peculiar slant and she whistled like a freight train.The bushes started shape shifting rustling like the burning bush when out popped the tall grimy blond covered with what Edge repulsively thought was the combo-slime of dead ants, mealy bugs, earthworms and a few crickets dangling off her goldie locks. Triple: “ Hey good look’in where’d ya go in such a hurry?” Triple spit a chunk at her feet.Edge swallowed the frog stuck in his throat giggling nervously. I huh… well I … I had to go to the dentist…..yes that’s it I had to go to the dentist for some floss….huh I….Triple: “ It’s seven o’clock at night baby? Don’t ya know you could have just asked me for a strip off mine.” Pulling out the roll from her back pocket she strung a length and proceeded to demonstrate how to extract earthworms from her incisors…. “Just like plucking sushi” was her answer!Boomie roared “ HOT DAMN” slapping her knees with a set of spoons to the beat of Mofo……The bushes set up a fuss again and out popped another girl Edge didn’t know but for some reason felt like he did.Edge: “Who are you?”Sarah: Eyeing Triple with that ‘So you didn’t tell him yet…look she said “ Hey baby hey baby I’m your worse nightmare come to life” licking the barf from her lips she smiled “I’m Sarah the twin” Edge swallowed down the lump stuck in his adam’s apple.. “ Oh I see well I gotta go now” he turned on a dime ready to dash when the barfing commenced…he stopped though his back was turned to the girls he could hear every heave.Hands touched his shoulder his back his hairless neck his hairy ears…. They eased around him still wiping there puckered filmy lips…..AT THIS POINT THERE’S A SLIGHT INTERMISSION AS EDGE ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TOWARDS THE READER AND SHOUTS THIS WARNINGDO NOT GO BEYOND THIS LINE IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH.. SENSIBLE.. OR .. SIXTY…Ok people don’t say you didn’t get a warning….Edge: Grabbing the dishwater blond with his right arm he pulled her onto his bent thigh then he snagged the cha cha girl with his left arm tucking her snug against his side then he leaned foreward toward the blond who’d just finished puking her guts out and french kissed her to hell and back….When he’d finished with the Finnish she backed up groaning “your one sick bastard but I love you like no other” grabbing hold of each other the pack headed toward Boomie’s place and you could hear Triple crooning,“As I always told ya baby-bun buns it’s Triple the fun when your with friends”……******THE END*****grrrr you sick-Os……hihihhi….haaaaahaaa…wheeee Bono love has a full set of gears……..
From: boomcha on 2004-01-06 22:28:57
Oh, Kitty. what a story again...but eehm, doesnt that prove what I said ... about his driving abbilities???? Or maybe I got the story wrong :)Girls I just found out...dont know how it happend....that we have made almost 2,5 comments to each picture here at Matts. If his counter is right and he really knows how much pics he has...wich is still unbelievable! THANKS MATT FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE! Hope you and your friends have you camera right to hit the road again!
From: Matt on 2004-01-07 11:52:54
Not bad girls. The counters are 100% right. I don't count the stuff by hand ;)BTW, happy new year to everyone!!Matt
From: soul cat girl on 2004-01-08 20:02:04
Boom cha cha...hello bunny....thanks but the story is way way over the top lets face it and the thanks have to go to you and Triple for pushing me over it as I screamed all the way ..hihi.....and yes Bono is a crappy driver but Edge is obviously coo-coo as a clock so there you are.....haha.....Gawd I hope our boys are coming out this year I need a Bono fix BAD...but now I'm getting worried*kitty trembling*.......there haven't been any announcements so what are they up to??? Right now I'm listening to Ghost of the Robot's ..."Valerie" ...I've got it cranked to eleven....You may wonder 'who the bleed'n heck is that???' Well if you watched Buffy and Angel there's a very handsome hotter than hell good looking vampire named Spike played by James Marsters and James has a band and he's the lead singer ...the CD is called Mad Brilliant and thats what I'm singing to ..... before that I was listening to the new Josh Groban...needed to clear out my pipes with some opera...oh yeah baby then bring on Zooropa's *Lemon* so I could hit those high notes.....I wonder if any of the other girls have heard anything through the grape vine as to whatza up with our men?....Oh did you see the *Last Samurai* with Tom Cruise?...great show I loved it but I still have to go see number three of Lord of the Rings..have to wait till the theaters aren't so crowded cause I can't see over the giant fat heads in front of me and I don't want to miss the action...I hate being short...*kitty fantazises she's Heidi Klum*...but snaps out of it the minute she realises her feet are size five and not thirteens!!!!! WOW that girl has big effing feet!!!!!.There bigger than the length of my frick'n femur bone....jeeeezzz....well at least she won't sink in the snow with those sturdy rafters beneath her.....ok I'm drifting obviously my jealousy is showing so back to our men...I wonder if U2 would do a private party for a price? You know just in case one of us just happens to win the lottery and we can't figure out what to do with the big bucks...ya know? I would be willing to pay them a million bucks(saliva drips from corner of droopy mouth) or what ever it takes to have them play with (ooops) FOR me...I'd fly all you girls here and we could have our way with them...haha ..thats not appropriate to say ... is it ? Tuff titty said the kitty ...... if I won the lottery I'd have it all planned out!!! Yes in deedy! ...can't blame a girl for not being prepared if shit suddenly happens cause you just never know.....oh well ...kitty can only dream.... Wait a damn second does this mean Matt would have to be invited too? Ok OkI won't panic... after all Matt's the only true super star on the block....... right?.....and what the heck we could blind fold him if it got to wild for his innocent eyes...haha oh wait he could take picture's!!! Juicy ones for the tabloids!!!!! Oh my Gaaaawd I'm flipping out of control!!!....anyways say Matt speaking of pic's where are they? I can't figure out on my computer where the heck they went? I know I'm a dippo but I swear I can't find them?....*kitty 's face turns redder than a beet as she kicks up little dirt devils in front of her*....HAPPY NEW YEAR MATT ....grrrrr And to the rest of you all too!.....
From: Matt on 2004-01-10 12:13:30
:-)
From: soulcatgirl on 2004-01-16 10:57:21
Oh my gawd i just found out how much it would cost to have U2 play for me....7 million buck-a-rooos!!!! *kitty's eyes boing out of head*...watched a show today (In Style) where this couple getting married wanted U2 to sing at their wedding and thats what it was going to cost to get our boys to come sing for them!!!!!!! WOWOWOWZERY-DO-DA-DAY thats more than even I thought it would be.....ok ok lets not panic.....lets think this through........Ok ok I'm seeing the light.....ya ya yay.......it's do-able......yes I think its totally do-able...... all we need to do is ROBB A FRICK'N BANK and what the heck were in.............yeay I figure about 20 to life........boing boing boing!!!Don't ya think inflation really sucks??????????.......grrrrrOh by the way Matt is that a nice pleasant smile your wearing?Or is it a sneaky I know something that any moron with an i Q above 20 would know if they weren't obviously such an idiot kind of smile?Or is it an annoyed " Oh my Gawd she's here again tight ass pinching cheeks kind of smile?Or is it a sympathy "heres one for the gipper' last supper type smile?Or is it a come over here and lay one on me baby kind of smile. ; )~?by the way Slate turn around...........Ok Matt confess...... whats behind that smile?.........grrrr